Dave and Elaine's Cool Lessons in French
 
 
  Some funny things to say
 

"I can hear you talking to me but the amusing thing is , i dont want to listen" - "Je vois bien que vous me parlez, mais c'est amusant, je n'ai pas envie de vous ecouter"

 
  Rude Phrases
 
"I could fit a couple of fingers between your two front teeth" - "Il y a de la place pour deux doigts entre vos dents de devant"
"Your breath stinks like dog shit" -"Votre haleine rappelle l'odeur de la crotte de chien"
 
  Sexual Phrases
 
"Your genitalia looks like a roadkill;it stinks and half it's guts are hanging out!" - "Vos parties g�nitales ressemblent � un accident� de la route, puant et les tripes � moiti� � l'air"


"Wanna F*ck?" - "Tu veux baiser?"
 
  Favorite Links
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The Alternative French dictionary
Another good French Learning Site, with emphasis on vulgarities. :)

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Yahoo France
Great place to learn French, in my opinion. This has helped immensely

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